Monday, June 16, 2014
Special Announcement from the Liquor Store of the Future
To: All Customres
From: Sku's Liquor Silo
Date: June 1, 2017
Hey everyone, here are the latest deals from Sku's Liquor Silo, where you always get the best deals on premium whiskey!
Our new, specially picked barrels of Old Crow are here! We got two really great picks from the Old Crow private barrel program and they are available now for $59.99 per bottle. We don't expect them to stick around for more than three minutes after this notice goes up, so buy now!
W.L. Weller 12. We really lucked out on this one. Our new allocation of the W.L. Weller 12 month old just came through and we got three bottles! Sign up for the raffle for a chance to win one.
We're also expecting a shipment of the Eagle Rare Old No. 10 any day now. We will email out to the group when it gets here.
WhistlePig 13 year old. The oldest WhistlePig expression yet, this stuff is a steal for $300. As many of you know, this whiskey is sourced from Canada, but I'm told that they are planning to open a distillery on their Vermont farm any day now.
Ardbeg will be bringing their tricked out Ardbeg Segways to the shop next week to celebrate their new special release, the Ardbeg Amadan. The folks at Ardbeg are looking to make a more traditional style whisky with this release, so this one will be 80 proof, caramel colored and chill filtered! Leave it to Ardbeg to always be the innovator...and I'm told the segways will be awesome (apparently Ardbeg has learned something from last year's nuclear submarine mishap).
SPECIAL OFFER. For a limited time only, anyone who makes a purchase with a value over $2 will get a free bottle of Old Blowhard. No? Okay, we will pay you $10 to take a bottle? No? Okay, pull a truck up to the store, and we will just fill it with this crap. Seriously, it's been years since we ordered any, but it just keeps coming. We don't even pay for it. The stuff must be made of kudzu or tribbles or something. Please, please, take it away...
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